I wanna passion pit in your ass
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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