I bet he comes in French.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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