what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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