I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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