I'll bet she douches with gravy.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do vagina's smell?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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