I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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