whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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