I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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