you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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