ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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