absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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