How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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