The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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