dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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