What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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