No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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