Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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