So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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