Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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