You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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