Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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