I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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