Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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