I want to stick my p in your. b.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
one might say we're banned from that church
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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