so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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