I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I still have a little drunk in my system
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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