Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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