the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
