scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
