I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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