Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My nipple is on Facebook.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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