Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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