I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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