Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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