i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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