Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
