even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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