super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
