Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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