wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize