Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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