North Korea, Best Korea!
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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