I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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