I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Randomize
