Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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