you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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