Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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