Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I need water and some morals
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
