who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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