I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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