I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Randomize
