he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
