We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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