This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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