32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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